:root {
  --bg: #fffaf6;
  --soft: #f9efe9;
  --line: #eddcd3;
  --text: #22101a;
  --muted: #6f5a62;
  --brand: #7a1236;
  --brand-2: #4b0f3d;
  --brand-ink: #ffffff;
  --spadix: #d4bd5c;
  --stink: #8fb339;
  --ok: #2f8f4e;
  --warn: #d99a1e;
  --dormant: #c9b8c0;
  --radius: 16px;
  color-scheme: light;
}
* { box-sizing: border-box; }
html { scroll-behavior: smooth; }
body {
  margin: 0;
  background: var(--bg);
  color: var(--text);
  font: 16px/1.6 ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, sans-serif;
}
img, svg, canvas { max-width: 100%; }
a { color: var(--brand); }
.wrap { max-width: 1120px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 0 16px; }
.sr { position: absolute; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; clip: rect(0 0 0 0); white-space: nowrap; }

/* Nav */
#nav { position: sticky; top: 0; z-index: 10; background: rgba(255, 250, 246, .86); backdrop-filter: blur(10px); border-bottom: 1px solid var(--line); }
.navbar { display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 20px; height: 64px; }
.brand { display: inline-flex; align-items: center; gap: 10px; font-weight: 800; font-size: 20px; color: var(--text); text-decoration: none; letter-spacing: -.01em; }
.brand svg { width: 30px; height: 30px; }
#nav nav { display: flex; gap: 18px; margin-left: 12px; }
#nav nav a { color: var(--muted); text-decoration: none; font-weight: 500; font-size: 15px; }
#nav nav a:hover, #nav nav a[aria-current] { color: var(--text); }
#nav .btn { margin-left: auto; }

/* Buttons */
.btn { display: inline-flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; gap: 8px; padding: 12px 20px; border-radius: 12px; border: 1px solid var(--line); background: #fff; color: var(--text); font: inherit; font-weight: 600; text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; transition: transform .08s ease, box-shadow .15s ease; }
.btn:hover { box-shadow: 0 4px 14px rgba(60, 10, 30, .12); }
.btn:active { transform: translateY(1px); }
.btn-primary { background: linear-gradient(135deg, var(--brand), var(--brand-2)); border-color: transparent; color: var(--brand-ink); }
.btn-sm { padding: 8px 14px; font-size: 14px; border-radius: 10px; }
.btn[disabled] { opacity: .6; cursor: progress; }

/* Type */
.eyebrow { display: inline-flex; align-items: center; gap: 8px; margin: 0 0 18px; padding: 5px 12px 5px 6px; border-radius: 999px; background: var(--soft); border: 1px solid var(--line); color: var(--muted); font-size: 14px; font-weight: 500; text-decoration: none; }
.eyebrow b { padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 999px; background: var(--stink); color: #fff; font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: .04em; }
h1 { margin: 0 0 18px; font-size: clamp(38px, 7vw, 72px); line-height: 1.02; letter-spacing: -.035em; }
.grad { background: linear-gradient(90deg, var(--brand), #a3326b 60%, var(--stink)); -webkit-background-clip: text; background-clip: text; color: transparent; }
h2 { margin: 0 0 12px; font-size: clamp(26px, 4vw, 40px); line-height: 1.1; letter-spacing: -.025em; }
h3 { margin: 0 0 6px; font-size: 18px; }
.lede { margin: 0 0 28px; max-width: 640px; color: var(--muted); font-size: clamp(17px, 2.2vw, 20px); }
.center { text-align: center; }
.center .lede { margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; }
section.block { padding: 80px 0; }
section.block.soft { background: var(--soft); border-top: 1px solid var(--line); border-bottom: 1px solid var(--line); }
.kicker { margin: 0 0 10px; color: var(--brand); font-weight: 700; font-size: 13px; letter-spacing: .1em; text-transform: uppercase; }

/* Cards */
.card { background: #fff; border: 1px solid var(--line); border-radius: var(--radius); padding: 24px; }
.grid { display: grid; gap: 18px; }
.g3 { grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr); }
.g2 { grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr); }
.muted { color: var(--muted); }
.fine { color: var(--muted); font-size: 14px; }

/* Footer */
#foot { margin-top: 40px; border-top: 1px solid var(--line); background: var(--soft); }
.john { max-width: 680px; padding: 48px 0 24px; }
.john h2 { font-size: 22px; }
.john p { margin: 0 0 12px; }
.footbar { display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: space-between; gap: 8px 24px; padding: 20px 0 32px; border-top: 1px solid var(--line); color: var(--muted); font-size: 14px; }
.footbar p { margin: 0; }
.footbar .credits { flex-basis: 100%; order: 3; font-size: 13px; }
/* whois:start. The same block is on every mergetel satire site. Colours come from the site's own variables. */
.whois { margin: 12px 0 0; padding: 24px 0 40px; border-top: 1px solid var(--line, rgba(127, 127, 127, .3)); max-width: 680px; }
.whois h2 { margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 18px; line-height: 1.3; letter-spacing: 0; }
.whois p { margin: 0 0 14px; }
.whois ul { display: grid; gap: 6px; margin: 0; padding: 0; list-style: none; }
.whois li { display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; align-items: baseline; gap: 0 12px; }
.whois li a { min-width: 7em; font-weight: 600; }
.whois li span { color: var(--muted, inherit); font-size: 14px; }
/* whois:end */

/* Modal */
dialog { width: min(480px, calc(100vw - 32px)); padding: 0; border: 1px solid var(--line); border-radius: 20px; box-shadow: 0 30px 80px rgba(60, 10, 30, .3); }
dialog::backdrop { background: rgba(34, 16, 26, .45); backdrop-filter: blur(3px); }
.dlg { padding: 28px; }
.dlg h2 { font-size: 24px; }
.dlg p { margin: 0 0 14px; color: var(--muted); }
.dlg .actions { display: flex; justify-content: flex-end; gap: 10px; margin-top: 8px; }

/* Toast */
.toast { position: fixed; left: 50%; bottom: 24px; z-index: 50; max-width: calc(100vw - 32px); padding: 12px 18px; border-radius: 12px; background: var(--text); color: #fff; font-size: 15px; box-shadow: 0 12px 30px rgba(34, 16, 26, .3); transform: translate(-50%, 20px); opacity: 0; pointer-events: none; transition: opacity .2s ease, transform .2s ease; }
.toast.on { opacity: 1; transform: translate(-50%, 0); }

@media (max-width: 860px) {
  .g3 { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
  .g2 { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
  #nav nav { gap: 14px; margin-left: auto; }
  #nav nav a { font-size: 14px; }
  #nav nav a.home, #nav .btn { display: none; }
  section.block { padding: 56px 0; }
}