Status

All systems dormant.

Past incidents

A corpse flower in its leaf stage: one tall stalk with a canopy of leaflets
Not a bloom. Please stop booking it.

Leaf mistaken for bloom Minor

  1. Investigating Multiple visitors report that Barb has "gone up." 08:12
  2. Identified Barb has put up a 4.6 m leaf. A leaf is not a bloom. 08:40
  3. Resolved 312 people tried to book the leaf. All of them have been told. Please stop booking the leaf. 17:05

Odor sensor false positive Minor

  1. Investigating The odor sensor reports a stench index of 3.1. Paging the on-call sniffer. 12:31
  2. Identified A volunteer's lunch. 12:44
  3. Resolved The lunch was escorted out of the glasshouse. 12:46

Major stench Major

  1. Investigating The spathe is opening. Spadix temperature is 34 °C and rising. 02:47
  2. Identified Barb is blooming. Sending alerts to 4,812 bookings at once. 02:51
  3. Monitoring The line is out the door and around the parking lot. The booking API is holding. The people near the front are not. 06:30
  4. Monitoring A visitor described the smell as "a raccoon that died inside a gym bag." Logged as accurate. 11:15
  5. Resolved The spathe closed after 38 hours. Stench downgraded to lingering. See you in 7 to 10 years. 16:52